Archive | November, 2014

you need a website

18 Nov

happy website trio b&w small copyHi. I’m going to tell you something you might not want to hear. But I’m going to tell you because I care. I care a lot. And believe me, telling you the truth hurts me more than it hurts you. Are you ready for it? Deep breath: Your website sucks.

Your links are broken. Your hours are wrong. Your email is down. Where the hell are you located? I was going to feature your product on the Top 50 Things You Oughtta Buy Somebody For Christmas list that I wrote for [redacted], but I can’t, because your website sucks.

I can’t stand it anymore (you’re making my other jobs harder), so I’m going to help: I am going to build you a website. A professional, awesome, well-organized, inexpensive, search engine-friendly website. Here’s a few I designed already:

Felicia’s Atomic Lounge

Groove Woodworking

Balance Aromatherapy (e-commerce page in progress)

Check out my new web design business at, and contact me. Seriously, I can make you a great website, most likely for under $500. And then we’ll both sleep better.

Hello, Happy Website!


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