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Can't we play catch? Please?" -AND- "Ugh, I'm too tired to play fetch. How about we just play dead?"2011-07-28T20:48:03+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/07/20/facelessbook/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/facelessbook.jpgfacelessbook2011-08-17T21:43:23+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/07/13/death-by-chocolate/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/death_by_chocolate_cartoon_sm.jpgdeath_by_chocolate_cartoon_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-07-14T01:37:18+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/07/06/u-pick-u-eat/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/u_pick_cherries_sm.jpgu_pick_cherries_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-07-06T17:26:48+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/06/30/until-death-do-us-part/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/til_death_do_you_part_cartoon_sm.jpgtil_death_do_you_part_cartoon_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-07-06T02:14:32+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/06/22/ikea-and-gay-marriage/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/death_gay_cartoon_sm.jpgdeath_gay_cartoon_smDeath attends a rally2011-06-27T19:03:52+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/06/09/too-hot/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/death_in_summer_cartoon_sm.jpgdeath_in_summer_cartoon_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-06-09T04:25:39+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/06/01/death-defying/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/death_defying_cartoon_small.jpgdeath_defying_cartoon_smallby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-06-01T11:13:55+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/05/25/night-noises/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/outside_window_cartoon_sm.jpgoutside_window_cartoon_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-05-25T16:07:40+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/05/18/judgment-day/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/death_cartoon_judgment_day_2_sm.jpgdeath_cartoon_judgment_day_2_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-05-19T17:16:10+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/05/11/chicken-soup/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/leah_chicken_soup_2.jpgleah_chicken_soup_2My girlfriend and her chicken friend2011-05-11T13:30:33+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/05/04/this-little-piggy/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/feral_hogs_ithaca_3.jpgferal_hogs_ithaca_3https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/feral_hogs_ithaca_2.jpgferal_hogs_ithaca_2https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/feral_hogs_ithaca_1.jpgferal_hogs_ithaca_12011-05-04T15:51:41+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/04/27/death-is-still-not-funny/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/death_standup_cartoon.jpgdeath_standup_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-05-04T03:55:57+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/04/20/guest-cartoonist-vivian-v/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/death_has_fun_by_vivian-v.jpgdeath_has_fun_by_vivian-vby Vivian V. copyright 20112011-04-21T03:29:50+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/04/13/death-is-good/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/death_is_good_cartoon_small.jpgdeath_is_good_cartoon_small2011-04-13T16:43:56+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/04/06/death-and-taxes/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/death_and_taxes_cartoon.jpgdeath_and_taxes_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-04-06T18:31:18+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/03/30/secrets-to-a-long-lasting-relationship/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/caricature_amelia.jpgcaricature_ameliaFifteen years and still smiling.https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/caricature_us.jpgcaricature_usFifteen years, and still smiling.2012-03-03T03:01:24+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/03/23/slow-death/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/slow_painful_death_cartoon_sm.jpgslow_painful_death_cartoon_smby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-03-23T23:30:38+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/03/16/follow-your-nose/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nose_ring_tarnish.jpgnose_ring_tarnishDoes this ring make my nose look fat?2011-03-24T00:03:02+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/03/09/death-roll/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/death_roll_cartoon_3_small.jpgdeath_roll_cartoon_3_smallby Amelia Sauter copyright 2011. Concept by Michelle Airne-Vacharakupt.2011-03-11T04:32:10+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/03/02/survival-of-the-cuddliest/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bullabart_then_small.jpgbullabart_then_smallThe author with Bullabart, circa 1975.2011-03-06T19:31:25+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/02/23/cartoon-of-the-week-midlife-crisis/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/death_career_cartoon.jpgdeath_career_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-03-09T14:38:27+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/02/16/kiss-of-death/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kiss_of_death_2_cartoon.jpgkiss_of_death_2_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-02-17T02:15:24+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/10/13/cartoon-of-the-week-101310/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/death-right-here-cartoon.jpgdeath right here cartoon2011-02-12T03:45:36+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/10/27/cartoon-death-not-funny/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/death_not_funny_cartoon.jpgdeath_not_funny_cartooncopyright Amelia Sauter 20102011-02-12T03:45:04+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/01/01/cartoon-owho-wore-it-best/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/who_wore_it_best_cartoon_small.jpgwho_wore_it_best_cartoon_smallby Amelia Sauter copyright 20102011-02-12T03:43:58+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/01/12/cartoon-death-wish/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/death_wish_cartoon.jpgdeath_wish_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-03-06T17:28:30+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/01/26/cartoon-on-deaths-doorstep/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/death_doorstep_cartoon.jpgdeath_doorstep_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-02-12T03:43:38+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/02/09/cartoon-you-cant-take-it-with-you/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/you_cant_take_it_cartoon_death.jpgyou_cant_take_it_cartoon_deathby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-02-09T23:59:05+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/02/02/happily-ever-after/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cat_reading.jpgcat_readingThe cat likes picture books, too.2011-02-03T03:58:35+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/01/19/ecologically-challenged/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cat_face_down_2.jpgcat_face_down_2Yes, the 93-year-old cat sleeps face down.https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cat_face_down.jpgcat_face_down2011-01-21T17:32:56+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2011/01/05/wet-dream/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/moose_kayak_cartoon_maine.jpgmoose_kayak_cartoon_maineby Amelia Sauter copyright 20112011-01-06T16:43:03+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/12/22/cartoon-dog-of-christmas/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dog_of_christmas_cartoon_small.jpgdog_of_christmas_cartoon_smallby Amelia Sauter copyright 20102010-12-22T16:25:53+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/12/15/all-i-want-for-christmas/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/santasxmas.jpgsantasxmasby Amelia Sauter copyright 20102010-12-28T13:35:50+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/12/13/cartoons-of-the-week-happy-birthday/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dad_underwear_cartoon_smaller.jpgdad_underwear_cartoon_smallerby Amelia Sauter copyright 2010https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dad_birthday_cartoon_smaller.jpgdad_birthday_cartoon_smallerby Amelia Sauter copyright 20102010-12-14T01:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/12/08/cartoon-of-the-week-saddlebags-a-graphic-memoir/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/saddlebags_cartoon_post.jpgsaddlebags_cartoon_postby Amelia Sauter copyright 20102010-12-08T23:25:52+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/11/17/my-power-animal-is-a-martini/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/martinmartini.jpgmartinmartiniI feel empowered.2010-12-03T17:00:14+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/12/01/locavore-guilt/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/parsnip_or_satan.jpgparsnip_or_satanParsnip, or evil mandrake root? You decide.2010-12-02T13:50:07+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/11/23/cartoon-of-the-week/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kittie_cone_cartoon.jpgkittie_cone_cartoonby Amelia Sauter copyright 20102010-11-30T14:08:21+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/11/15/reading-in-ithaca/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/amelia_reading.jpgamelia_readinghttps://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-8.jpga.8https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ameliaandsara.jpgameliaandsara2010-11-15T15:21:59+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/11/15/buy-the-book-and-read-reviews/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dear_john_i_love_jane.jpgdear_john_i_love_jane2010-11-15T15:15:29+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/09/05/shred-of-hope/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shred_of_hope_ip.jpgshred_of_hope_ip2010-10-20T20:38:09+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/09/20/chipmunk-addiction/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/chipmunks-1.jpgchipmunks-1chipmunks2010-10-20T20:37:23+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/10/20/vacation-matters/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vacation_lake.jpgvacation_lake2010-10-22T00:10:22+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/10/04/cartoon-of-the-week-10410/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/proud_cat.jpgproud_catby Amelia Sauter copyright 20002010-10-06T13:41:01+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/09/13/barefoot-clean/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/feet.jpgfeetI thought 'barefoot clean" referred to bare feet. Boy, was I wrong.2010-09-21T23:09:03+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/04/07/selective-memories/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mr_boston_bartend_guide.jpgmr_boston_bartend_guide1974 was a great year for cocktails.2025-04-26T15:18:15+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/05/04/fernet-branca-the-pipe-cleaner/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sink_drain.jpgsink_drainI know what you're thinking, but it's just a sink drain.2010-08-31T01:25:28+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/03/24/fernet-branca-the-toronto/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fernet_branca.jpgfernet_brancaI can't decide if Fernet Branca is a liquor or a mouthwash.2010-08-31T01:18:22+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/08/30/run-for-your-life-2/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dog_running.jpgdog_runningI wouldn't run if you threw a ball for me to fetch.2010-09-03T15:33:22+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/04/28/tastes-like-the-finger-lakes/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/finger_lakes_distilling.jpgfinger_lakes_distillingHomemade hooch in my backyard2010-08-31T01:10:20+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/06/17/flying-phobia/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fear_of_flying.jpgflying phobiaYou want me to get on an airplane? Drugs, please.2010-10-14T14:34:54+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2008/11/17/html-emotions/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/html_emotions.jpghtml_emotionsFeelings wrapped up in cute manageable packages2010-08-28T20:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2008/12/15/recurring-nightmare/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/school_bus.jpgschool_busThe school bus: Love it, or hate it.2010-08-28T20:17:39+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2009/09/15/paying-rent/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/writing_studio.jpgwriting_studioWhether I deserve it or not, there it is.2010-08-28T20:08:28+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2009/11/29/angstgiving/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/angstgiving.jpgangstgivingTeeth not required.2010-08-28T19:59:30+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/04/22/facelift/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/facelift_2.jpgfacelift_2This will be me in forty yearshttps://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/facelift.jpgfaceliftMe in 40 years2010-08-28T19:49:29+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/06/03/will-mow-for-beer/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/overgrown_yard.jpgovergrown_yardI wish my yard could look like this.2010-08-28T19:48:07+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/04/08/david-sedaris-ithaca/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/taughannock.jpgtaughannockApparently David Sedaris likes Ithaca.2010-08-28T19:47:37+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/02/21/progressive-destruction-disorder/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dog_bed.jpgdog_bedI'm crazy, you're crazy, we're all crazy.2010-08-28T19:46:59+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2009/12/20/rejected/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rejected.jpgrejectedLook familiar?2010-08-28T19:45:02+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/07/05/look-on-the-ouch-bright-side/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/migraine_headache.jpgMigraine HeadacheIt's not that bad. Okay, maybe it is.2010-08-16T01:27:00+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.com/2010/07/28/bagnesia/https://drinkmywords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bagnesia.jpgbagnesiaWho cut the cheese?2010-08-17T15:31:15+00:00monthlyhttps://drinkmywords.comdaily1.02025-04-26T15:18:15+00:00