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• Set my alarm for a meeting yesterday and wondered why it didn't go off at 3:45pm as scheduled. Found out why at 3:45am. 4 years ago
• Elderly dog became a tripod in the snow then fell under a tree and couldn't get up. I considered taking a photo, but, well, Sally Mann. #art 4 years ago
• Two nurses stopped by Leah's chemo cubicle this week to ask when I'd be baking again. Step aside, cancer! 4 years ago
• I'm bummed the Steelers lost the playoff game, but the CBS announcer farting on air almost makes up for it. 4 years ago
• Said potential Powerball numbers out loud. Have to play them now because what if they win? #anxietydisorder #thisishowgamblersaremade 4 years ago